posted by my friend Che MacGyvr
. captures most of my current disposition exquisitely
“How about this dose of extremely personal information? In anticipation of this coming cycle- I just want to say that I have renounced pretending like I don’t have my period, when I have my period. That magical week is NOT like the rest, and I fully intend to be pampered, to let my body rest, to eat how I want, to receive hours of healing, sensuous massage from my adoring partner, and to not behave
as though it’s like every other week where I’m hustling and bustling. I’m not going to say “oh, it’s just cramps” or “Its JUST that time of the month”- that time of the month is necessary for human existence and a gift from the universe. Since the world can cater to the erection and it’s various needs (which I happily endorse), the world is going to cater to my uterus. GOT IT? TMI? Sorry that the force that creates make you feel icky! NOT. Deal with it, ninnies. And no, I’m not cranky because of my period, smart asses, I’m actually full with aggressive joy and bliss. BRINGETH ME RAW CHOCOLATE!”
…………………except that I am experiencing that magic week, and FUCK! sometimes I just want the world to work perfectly around me, on my time.
that is all